Have you been missing me? I have embarked on several new chapters in the past two months. Apparently, I have a flair for making cocktails and now I am preparing for an FMTY with a devoted partner whom has worshipped me in countless and wondrous ways. Stay tuned for beautiful tan lines, white sands and turquoise clear waters galore, for I will be enjoying the life I was meant to live. Cheers to all of my many admirers, we will see one another again soon.